Branding is a powerful tool. To prove how powerful, I like to take regular things we all can agree aren’t too bad, then rebrand them to make them sound BAAAAAD. It’s a fun game. Submissions welcome. 

Oink Slugs = Pork Sausages 

Cosplaying Homeless = Camping 

Arm Feet = Hands

Fluffy-tailed Rat = Squirrel 

Guaranteed Hangover Juice = Chardonnay 

Skin Cancer Light = Sunshine

Sweat Swap = Gym 

Gastro Factory =  Soft play centre 

Foot Prisons = Shoes 

Cloud Piss = Rain 

Human Soup = Swimming pool 

Toast Snot = Avocado